Ode to Tom Hiddleston’s Hip Bones
Dear, sweet Hiddlebones.
Like, seriously? Wow. I–
I can’t even. Nom.
This poem was originally inspired by this picture which I discovered last weekend while on Pinterest. Of course, this only led me to other Pinterest pages, which only made the need for poetic expression so much worse. This is what I refer to as ‘Pinception’.
…I’m really looking forward to someday having a respectable writing career where my plays are performed and my books are published and the hilarity that will ensue when the critics find all of the creepy haikus I’ve posted on the internet.